PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A